New Year...

It wasn't my kiddo today... but my co-teacher had a student asking about thermometers: Girl: What's that stuff inside the thermometer called? Teacher: You mean the red stuff? G: Yeah. Oh wait! I remember. MARS! T: No, mercury. (stifle laughter here)

Quotes from the Q

Today from my favorite first grader... You know Ms. Murano, there's a party in my pants! Yeeah!

Friday

MISS... HE SAID THE CH word!!! Racking brain to figure out what the "ch" word is... HE TOLD ME TO CHUT UP!! Ok, more phonics work for you.

Teacher Quotes

Yer gonna have to move yer stick. You weren't peeing in there; you were messin' around. Alright everyone, let's make our F books... (just say it out loud). ~~~Gawd I love my job!

9/28/12

It has been a while since a really good quote... Here is today's installments: So this trumps anything! I am not a good imaginator but I am a really good halucinator. Child: Hey this notebook is from China! Me: Yes, just like our friend, Angel. She is from China, too. Child: Um, no... she is from her mommy's tummy. Me: Ah, Um, yes and her mommy was in China. ba dum bum.

Sept 13th

My cousin was going to see Kim Kardashian but she cost too much. Then they needed to get a hotel room. This was told to me by a third grader.

April 4

There are about 7 weeks left to the school year. I am able to spend time with my students and NOT test them. What an amazing concept.