Friday, September 28, 2012


It has been a while since a really good quote... Here is today's installments: So this trumps anything! I am not a good imaginator but I am a really good halucinator. Child: Hey this notebook is from China! Me: Yes, just like our friend, Angel. She is from China, too. Child: Um, no... she is from her mommy's tummy. Me: Ah, Um, yes and her mommy was in China. ba dum bum.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Sept 13th

My cousin was going to see Kim Kardashian but she cost too much. Then they needed to get a hotel room. This was told to me by a third grader.