Ag

Dinosaur:
tihs kind of animal is brown
and ruled the earth
now it is dead

by: a first grader

It is illustrated with a pic of a thing that looks a LOT like a beaver with a square head. :)

HLL

We got talking about alcohol today for some reason. Third graders are GREAT at tangents. Then someone asks how babies are born(yeah, tough crowd).
Finally, HLL says to no one in particular, "So, babies come from alcohol?"
I almost said... "Sometimes..." but I held my tongue.

Just enough

Boys are like zombies... they don't have brains.

Fire!

I want to be a firefighter when I grow up. I like water.

Would you want to drive the fire truck too?

No, I just want to shoot the water.