From the Dear Husband

So, my husband is a letter carrier. He meets a LOT of little kiddos along the route. His most recent was a little guy who would call out: "Hi Mister Mailbox!" LOVE IT!!!

Kids and Adults!

Yesterday was lucrative... Teacher to Student: Why are you so angry today, M? Student replies: BECAUSE NO ONE IS BEING REASONABLE! He is in first grade. :) Teacher to class in gymnasium: Thank you to all of you who know how to keep your noodles still. Words I never would have strung together... Never.

April

D popped into the room last week with a flourish and says: I am here! Hold your applause! Dear lordy, I will miss that boy!

Testing Non-sequitur

During the mandated state tests here in Denver one of my students blurts out: I want to go back to Lego Land.

And then resumed the test.

3.6.2012

Me: So do you think that humans are red meat or white meat? (asked after we were discussing surgery)
Kiddo: I dunno, s'pose it just depends how long you're cooked.

12.5.11

Today while working with the 3rd graders:

We went Balling yesterday.
I think you mean BOWLing.
Yeah, Balling.

Ahem.

10-24-11

I wish I could explain today's quote... but let's just say it had to do with boobies, Spanish mistranslation and a very embarrassed little boy!
Muchachos!