More today

A is watching a video in S's class... he is excited, has to pee and is really enjoying the video.
His hands are down his pants... He says UHOH UHOH UHOH I have an LOL! and piddles all over himself.

The past week was fruitful

So yesterday one of the second graders rounds a corner and spies a buddy... he blurts out: "Where the hell have you been?"
His dad is a pastor.


Today our third grade story is about a lost dog in the desert. There are a dog, a girl a dad and a prospector in the story:
W: Then the dad and the girl go looking for Flag again. They find a prostitute out in the desert and then...

They found whom???

9-13-11

So, what is your dream, S? Something real. Like mine, I want to travel around the world.
S: I want to be someone that makes potions. I would like to make a potion that could turn people into beavers.

I had NO idea how to respond.

9-13-11

9/2/11

--Where did that little boy kick you? Was it in the cafeteria?
--No, the stomach.
bahdump bump...

-Ms. M have you seen Mrs. Sarcophagus?
-Pardon, dear? I don't know who that is.
-You know, Mrs. Sarcophagus... the lady whose office is across from yours.
-"snicker, giggle"-- um you mean Mrs. Sirakavit? (Sir-ah-cah-vit)
-YEAH her... wow, I can't say that name.

but Sarcophagus... that was easy.
ahem.

GRD 2011

Today the campers at GRD were asked to figure out some rules that would make camp run smoothly... one of the girls came up with: Let's NOT talk about God.
Thank goodness we are in a Unitarian church for the week.

5.26.11

Third graders have an incredible sense of ... Smell... I was going to say justice... but smell works too.

Convo between myself and another teacher where we were discussing the sense of justice that kids have... then one of the third graders piped in with "smell." I lost it.