9/28/12

It has been a while since a really good quote... Here is today's installments: So this trumps anything! I am not a good imaginator but I am a really good halucinator. Child: Hey this notebook is from China! Me: Yes, just like our friend, Angel. She is from China, too. Child: Um, no... she is from her mommy's tummy. Me: Ah, Um, yes and her mommy was in China. ba dum bum.

Sept 13th

My cousin was going to see Kim Kardashian but she cost too much. Then they needed to get a hotel room. This was told to me by a third grader.