Friday

MISS... HE SAID THE CH word!!! Racking brain to figure out what the "ch" word is... HE TOLD ME TO CHUT UP!! Ok, more phonics work for you.

Teacher Quotes

Yer gonna have to move yer stick. You weren't peeing in there; you were messin' around. Alright everyone, let's make our F books... (just say it out loud). ~~~Gawd I love my job!

9/28/12

It has been a while since a really good quote... Here is today's installments: So this trumps anything! I am not a good imaginator but I am a really good halucinator. Child: Hey this notebook is from China! Me: Yes, just like our friend, Angel. She is from China, too. Child: Um, no... she is from her mommy's tummy. Me: Ah, Um, yes and her mommy was in China. ba dum bum.

Sept 13th

My cousin was going to see Kim Kardashian but she cost too much. Then they needed to get a hotel room. This was told to me by a third grader.

April 4

There are about 7 weeks left to the school year. I am able to spend time with my students and NOT test them. What an amazing concept.

Girls Rock Denver

This is from a friend who is mentoring a group of girls at Girls Rock Camp here in Denver: Awesome conversation during band practice today--"So where were you coming from when you wrote this?" Girl replied:"I was in my house." I love my band--Postcards and Polaroids! It just seemed right to post here too! :)

From the Dear Husband

So, my husband is a letter carrier. He meets a LOT of little kiddos along the route. His most recent was a little guy who would call out: "Hi Mister Mailbox!" LOVE IT!!!

Kids and Adults!

Yesterday was lucrative... Teacher to Student: Why are you so angry today, M? Student replies: BECAUSE NO ONE IS BEING REASONABLE! He is in first grade. :) Teacher to class in gymnasium: Thank you to all of you who know how to keep your noodles still. Words I never would have strung together... Never.

April

D popped into the room last week with a flourish and says: I am here! Hold your applause! Dear lordy, I will miss that boy!

Testing Non-sequitur

During the mandated state tests here in Denver one of my students blurts out: I want to go back to Lego Land.

And then resumed the test.

3.6.2012

Me: So do you think that humans are red meat or white meat? (asked after we were discussing surgery)
Kiddo: I dunno, s'pose it just depends how long you're cooked.