More today

A is watching a video in S's class... he is excited, has to pee and is really enjoying the video.
His hands are down his pants... He says UHOH UHOH UHOH I have an LOL! and piddles all over himself.

The past week was fruitful

So yesterday one of the second graders rounds a corner and spies a buddy... he blurts out: "Where the hell have you been?"
His dad is a pastor.


Today our third grade story is about a lost dog in the desert. There are a dog, a girl a dad and a prospector in the story:
W: Then the dad and the girl go looking for Flag again. They find a prostitute out in the desert and then...

They found whom???

9-13-11

So, what is your dream, S? Something real. Like mine, I want to travel around the world.
S: I want to be someone that makes potions. I would like to make a potion that could turn people into beavers.

I had NO idea how to respond.

9-13-11

9/2/11

--Where did that little boy kick you? Was it in the cafeteria?
--No, the stomach.
bahdump bump...

-Ms. M have you seen Mrs. Sarcophagus?
-Pardon, dear? I don't know who that is.
-You know, Mrs. Sarcophagus... the lady whose office is across from yours.
-"snicker, giggle"-- um you mean Mrs. Sirakavit? (Sir-ah-cah-vit)
-YEAH her... wow, I can't say that name.

but Sarcophagus... that was easy.
ahem.