Brigitte's babies...

This is from our wonderful Brigitte... she works with some of the best children for good quotes... Lucky Brigitte...

Me to kid: Please stop playing guns.
Kid: But why?
Me: Because we dont play guns at school.
Kid: Is it because then people will think im a bounty hunter?
Me: yes, exactly.
Kid: yeah, we wouldnt want that!

1.20.11

The next time I go to one of those (a baby's baptism) I will do a cannon ball into the baplemitizer (baptismal pool). -As stated by a fifth grader

Honesty shows no bounds

Today one of our students came into the room and declared he had been misbehaving.
What did you do to misbehave?
I was disrespectful.
What did you do that was disrespectful?
I told my teacher that she's a fucking maniac and then I kicked her.
How do you think that made her feel?
I think she was pretty angry.
Yes, quite.

At breakfast

So, I have been off work for a while and have had no kid interaction... until Sunday morning for breakfast:
Child watching World's Strongest Man competition: Wow, Dad, that guy is stronger that YOU. You can't even pull a truck!